the working girl

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 04-May-2007 20:39:07

A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young woman in her short mini-skirt. Using the time-honored ice breaker, he sends her a drink. "How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him. They strike up a wonderful conversation.
Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look, you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I'm a working girl. I get two hundred dollars for what you think you'll get out of me by plying me with liquor." He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you were so straightforward I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture, and just plain destroy the place." "Oh my God! How long does that last?" she asks. "Just until I get my two hundred bucks back," he replies.

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 05-May-2007 5:14:03

hahahahaa.

So, did you give him his money back?

Bob

Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 05-May-2007 7:34:25

lol

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 05-May-2007 17:06:19

lollol!

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 06-May-2007 23:20:52

No Bob, and I'm not giving you yours back either.